So, you've tackled the age old problem of colour throughout your stupid, meaningless and racist flag waving, John Howard voting existence... you wanted to be white during apartheid; but when they released the hit tracks "Free Nelson Mandela" and "Pass the Dutchie on the left-hand side" your newly realised consciousness and MC Hammer lifestyle suggested otherwise ... Vanilla Ice further blurred your lines.
Check this adventurous suicide, my flexibly coloured brother-sister ...
Given you're now washed up, fat, possibly white (but becoming pinker every day) pointless and have nothing lleft to lose.. find out what your true real colour is using the oft overlooked inanity of kitchen blending!
All things considered, you are the sum of your parts - the only true test of your colour is through the total mash of mixmaster styled mash up - that is - by vitamizing the sum of your various bits into a frothy aggregate.
We call it ManShake™ (patent pending).
We use only the finest Jamie Oliver products to determine these colours. Our unique method of angular trajectory blending and 80's TV technology, guarantees that your last conscious moment will be the realisation of your true blended colour.
Straws will be provided for the first 50 takers of our latest Adventure Suicide product.
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